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Message Archive: February 2008 February 2007 January 2007 December 2006 November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 January 2006 December 2005 November 2005 October 2005 September 2005 August 2005 July 2005 June 2005 May 2005 April 2005 March 2005 February 2005 DISCUSSION FORUM showing all archived messages from May 2005: jcmc from IP address 69.37.96.200 writes:   Well I'm bumbed about it and I'm not 100% sure but I don't think the guys got a set at SC if they did I blew it.BUT if you guys didn't maybe some one will be nice enough to give you an ExTRA LONG set at camp. I was real geared up for the one I missed. posted 5/31/2005 5:07:35 PM C. from miles from nowhere writes:   hey dOGS...how was the strangecreek gig?..going up on archive anytime in the future? posted 5/31/2005 4:42:51 PM Dr. Bubba from Black Mountain, NC writes:   Ryan- how did you ever figure out who 'deep throat' was? posted 5/31/2005 2:23:26 PM Q from IP address 4.239.126.161 writes:   Nice Ryan, those will definitely come in handy. We're gearing up for Jamestown, can't wait to see y'all there....Mr. Nixon. posted 5/30/2005 1:03:10 AM Ryan from IP address 69.161.64.170 writes:   Just for shits and giggles I figured I'd post a few high-profile social security numbers of dead people. Feel free to use these the next time someone demands your SS# without a legitimate need. Richard Nixon - 567-68-0515 Jack Kerouac - 022-14-5342 Timmy Leary - 032-07-5410 And, if you want to be the ultimate man in black while turning over your credentials: Johnny Cash - 429-52-4960 ENJOY! posted 5/27/2005 11:46:23 PM Q from micronesia writes:   Hey Ryan, email me your number so we can plan for jamestown. cool. posted 5/19/2005 12:21:31 PM Travis from IP address 157.182.105.1 writes:   Umm...well I guess that didnt work go to http://www.alabama3.co.uk/ you can find the link there posted 5/19/2005 11:54:02 AM Travis from IP address 157.182.105.1 writes:   Hey guys check out the new A3 song "Hello, Im Johnny Cash" here is a link to the video mms://195.173.73.27/xfm2005/video/alabama_3_-_hello_im_johnny_cash_hi.wmv posted 5/19/2005 11:52:43 AM Q from micronesia writes:   Well all, we're outta here. Heading north in a minute. We hope to see you all on the road. peace&bass CQ posted 5/19/2005 10:41:59 AM Q from micronesia writes:   Yeah I know what the expression 'usually' is. Grant me a little creative liscense won't you? geez. The link goes to 'pig in shit'. geez. Must everyone over-scrutinize so much? geez. "This is the central scrutinizer. The white zone is for loading and unloading only. If you need to load or unload please go to the white zone...." posted 5/19/2005 9:14:02 AM Goaty Magee from Up The Hill, NC writes:   The expression is 'happier than a pig in shit', genius...more appropo to the festival season fer sure... posted 5/19/2005 9:03:11 AM Q from micronesia writes:   I'm sorry Buffalo, you know I can't leak any Bilderberger information, They'd take away my decoder ring. I can tell you this; invest heavily in peanuts and Kissinger bobblehead dolls. Whoops, I've said too much. posted 5/16/2005 9:57:55 AM Charlie Pissfoot from Canton, NC writes:   I could've sworn Donna was going to be there. Although she's sometimes replaced by this other chick who looks just liker her, she'll always be Donna to me. posted 5/15/2005 10:24:03 PM Goaty Magee from Up The Hill, NC writes:   are you DONNA? when I just asked the girl I THOUGHT was Donna she just winced and dug her cowboy heels into my abnormally wide forehead....d'oh....I'm trying to finda the one they call DONNA! posted 5/15/2005 8:37:41 PM buffalo from buffalo, ny, USSR writes:   Hey Q, How was the Bilderbergers meeting last week? Hook up with any hot new world order chicks? I know you swanky multinationals are sworn to secrecy, but c'mon, give us some details! Ryan posted 5/15/2005 7:31:06 PM An Anonymous Visitor from IP address 65.128.236.35 writes:   ...Had a great time seeing you all last friday at the Mayhem Fest @ Warren Wilson. What a great surprise seeing Julie show up and sing with Y'all. The Lowdogs rendition of "Wayfaring Stranger" with Julie singing sent shivers up my spine! Can't wait to see y'all play again! posted 5/13/2005 2:19:00 PM Q from micronesia writes:   Well Dave, if you want to help someone who's underfunded, look no further. LOWdOGS could use cash money, bitch. posted 5/12/2005 2:07:43 PM damn! they found me from undisclosed location, South Africa writes:   Dave here, I just want to let my fans out there in lowdog land know. I did not flip out and wind up in the funny farm...nor, Did I check myself into rehab...rehabs are for quitters...I just got tired of spending all this f***king money I have. I must have financed the building of half a dozen schools myself in South America. So, I decided to take a breather from makin my charitable contributions to those fine fund raising organizations in Columbia and Peru...So,I'm just here in South Africa kickin' back undercover at an undisclosed location gathering up some material for my next special... Dave Chappelle posted 5/12/2005 1:17:31 PM Q from micronesia writes:   oh yeah, by the way. The REAL ID act passed through the senate yesterday 100-0. That means, yes, it's going to be law. Be afraid. posted 5/12/2005 9:39:07 AM Q from micronesia writes:   Oh it's going to happen all right, and I won't be here to witness it. Jaco says 'woof'. posted 5/12/2005 9:11:00 AM PUN gets SPUN from In Transit, PA, NC writes:   Response to Q's news; "Paper Please": It will never happen, so don't get 2 alarmed. It may in big cities or southeren CA areas. & if you have ID saying you are not from there you'er ok. It is not right, it will never be right but I know why they are doing it, Q. I will tell you some day, if you beg. Hope you are having a PhUN party! Jump in that purty blue river for me! JOCKO is a BAD BOY! posted 5/11/2005 11:41:46 PM PUN gets SPUN from In Transit, PA, NC writes:   Howdy, It's official The Porch Up North (PUN) will soon become The Southern Porch Up North (SPUN)...We found a house just outside of Asheville,NC in a town called for Fairview...The Annual Memorial Day Kampout will be on temporary hiatus this year...We signed the papers on our wedding anniversary ( 5/10 ) and we are so F$^&%#$#@G excited words can hardly describe it...We'll be moving down sometime in July...looking forward to better weather, kinder people, better music and a more dog friendly enviroment. Hugs & Nugs Bob,Kamy,Leah & all the critters @(S)PUN posted 5/11/2005 8:49:20 PM LUna JEd & SAdie from Newfoundland, PA, USA writes:   To Charlie Pissfoot & Jocko.... We will Be down In July.... See ya then! Can't wait to meet you two!!!! Love, Luna, Jed & Sadie posted 5/11/2005 5:57:14 PM Q from IP address 70.144.81.208 writes:   punch and pie will be served. posted 5/11/2005 2:15:53 PM Q from IP address 70.144.81.208 writes:   Howdy folks....party at my house. posted 5/11/2005 2:15:38 PM cHARLIE pISSFOOT from Canton, NC writes:   One for the shortiez yall... posted 5/11/2005 10:57:34 AM Goaty Magee from Up The Hill writes:   I can't see the movies from my tree (or tune in the radio for that matter) but I'm kick that Midgie's ass if he comes near....shorty be leanin' on my last nerve. posted 5/11/2005 10:26:59 AM cHARLIE pISSFOOT from Canton, NC writes:   Arthur Dent, you're a jerk. A real knee-biter. posted 5/11/2005 8:37:28 AM Midgie Magee from band protocol academy writes:   Aww hell, come here and let me chew on your knees, ya bastards posted 5/10/2005 1:07:27 PM Midgie Magee from band protocol academy writes:   There was this guy sitting behind me in class and I swear he was making up the rules as he went along just so he could push people around...what do you make of THAT? posted 5/10/2005 12:37:30 PM Midgie Magee from band protocol academy writes:   I've met hostiler...just this past week, as a matter of fact... posted 5/10/2005 12:32:55 PM Ryan Dick from Buffalo, NY writes:   Q, I am well aware of her hostile ways. I trained her! posted 5/10/2005 12:15:16 PM Q from Micronesia, NC writes:   Be warned Ryan, our midget dominatrix is also highly trained in the martial arts and doubles as our security. If you're not careful she'll bite your knees till you cry. posted 5/10/2005 11:07:51 AM Ryan Dick from Buffalo, NY writes:   "we'll touring with a juggling midget dominatrix who will recite the constitution of band protocol for a nickel" You bastards! You stole my midget. I've been looking all over for her. Expect swift revenge! posted 5/10/2005 10:48:41 AM Dr. Bubba from Black Mountain, NC writes:   MOM! You're awesome... posted 5/10/2005 2:45:19 AM m-o-m from shoey, pa writes:   great radio show Dr. Bubba posted 5/9/2005 5:01:19 PM JEFF SALTZMAN from DENVILLE, NJ writes:   Heard Dr. Bubba's show on Homegrownradionj today @ 1...Boy that guy gets around posted 5/9/2005 2:56:00 PM jeff from DENVILLE writes:   What ? No LD'S opening for RRE........Bummer posted 5/9/2005 2:54:18 PM Charlie Pissfoot from Canton, NC writes:   Kudos to Dr. Bubba for his internet radio broadcast today. For those who missed it.....chumps! posted 5/9/2005 2:08:54 PM lowdogs from Spring Training, NC writes:   We assure you we are only playing the Brass Lantern. We're having a CD release party that night and we also assure you it will be fun. We've got a bunch of new songs to bust out AND we'll touring with a juggling midget dominatrix who will recite the constitution of band protocol for a nickel. Don't miss it. posted 5/7/2005 11:07:52 AM Todd from State of Confusion writes:   Besides, you won't even start at the Brass till almost 10:45-11pm. The only confusion I know of seemed to come from 3 different postings on 3 different websites. RRE site said ..."an evening with RRE". The Silo's website, which is constantly incorrect originally posted... Oddyssea opening. And your site confirmed LOWdOGS opening. I just want to know who I should really be bugging on. Who's confused more than your fans? Peace, Todd P.S. - Confucious say, "Why travel the well-beaten path when you can float through the friendly skies?" OK, so it was Jelly & not Confucious who said it. posted 5/7/2005 9:26:57 AM Todd from State of Confusion writes:   THAT SUCKS!! Where's the conflict?? Both shows were originally booked. I e-mailed Chris Katz at the Brass Lantern & asked him if he knew that the dOGS were opening at the Silo for RRE. Chris Katz e-mailed me back & told me that they had found an opening band, since KK had e-mailed him with the request. I even wrote LOWdOGS opening on ALL my Railroad Earth posters for distribution after Jeff Emory had posted the confirmation last week. Could someone please make up our minds? It's two weeks to showtime. Disgruntled Hobo dOG, Todd posted 5/7/2005 9:09:39 AM SARHBEE from GREENFIELD, MA, USA writes:   Hey checking to see if anyone going to Strange Creek Festival Been to Max Creek last year and it was great. Hear Strange Creek is good and in my own back yard, has anyone gone before? I went to Wormtown’s web site and they say MAX CREEK all time fav!!!!, WINDFALLS, BROTHERS PAST, ZEN TRICKSTERS one of my favs, BLACK REBELS,MOON BOOT LOVER, LOW DOGS, U-MELT, SCARECROW COLLECTION and too many more to name them all, are playing. Anyone going? posted 5/6/2005 2:21:37 PM lowdogs from Spring Training, NC writes:   We had originally booked both shows not thinking there would be a conflict. Because we booked the Brass Lantern first and wanted that show to be a CD release party, we opted to take the longer set at the Lantern. Sorry for the inconvenience. posted 5/6/2005 12:03:08 AM Don McGurrin from Lancaster, Pa writes:   Just woundering what is up for May 20th. At one time The Lowdogs were going to open for Railroad Earth at the Silo then head over to The Brass Lantern for ther show. Now it just looks like The Brass Lantern will be there only show. Any ideas as to what it will be this night. posted 5/5/2005 11:18:39 PM Kamy from Newfoundland, PA, USA writes:   Dear Mr Pissfoot..... Bite me. posted 5/5/2005 9:28:25 PM Charlie Pissfoot from Canton, NC writes:   Now is the PERFECT time to shoot it. That way you can kill em all with one bullet instead of having to waste, like, 6 bullets on the liitle ones too. posted 5/5/2005 3:42:45 PM Kamy from Newfoundland, PA, USA writes:   Skunks don't bother anyone anyway.... If you shoot it it WILL spray, but now isn't a good time to shoot anything because it propubly has babies. It will go away, just don't leave any garbage or food out side, including bird feeders. I say leave it be. They were trotting around before we took up their space..... posted 5/5/2005 3:08:19 PM C. from miles from nowhere writes:   "pledge allegiance to the Queen".."sacrificial goat incident"..haha..that whole post was great..good luck posted 5/4/2005 11:16:29 AM Q from micronesia writes:   I would suggest a .17 varmint. It's high velocity but small caliber. One shot would definitely do it and it's powerful enough that the skunk wouldn't have time to spray. Also it leaves a very small exit wound so there'd be minimal cleanup. The .17 varmint is without a doubt the best gun for shooting little things that exist anywhere. Promise you'll make a shoal. promise. posted 5/4/2005 10:46:42 AM Dr. Bubba from Black Mountain, NC writes:   OR, you can get Kam to come there and adopt it as her own to live in a ferrell state outside of her house, then she can bring it inside for parties... posted 5/4/2005 10:40:59 AM Dr. Bubba from Black Mountain, NC writes:   hand held .22- OR, talk to your neighbors and see if they care if you use a louder gun... there's always poison! pellet gun won't do it...it might, but the chances are too great it won't then you'll be living in a vat of tomato juice for a while...your kids with the upturned noses...and unless you wife is into really smelly things, you'll be totally out of luck....i recomend poison in a lump of hamburger in the garage...with ryan.... posted 5/4/2005 10:38:38 AM buffalo from buffalo, ny, USSR writes:   Ok, totally off-topic rodent extermination question for y'all (youse, you'nse, or the quebec-proper "vouz")... Anyone know what happens what you shoot a skunk with a pellet gun? Does it immediately piss itself or does it retain some sort of self-respect and wait to get outside before peeing? I have very specific reasons for asking this question. I've shot skunks with many varieties of weaponry before. Each weapon distributes the skunk body parts and skunk smell in a different projection pattern. See, I'm looking for a no-smell solution with limited body part cleanup. If possible, I would like to have the skunk surrender, proclaim allegiance to the queen, and thoughtfully remove himself from my garage without incident, but this skunk seems to be an outlaw and unwilling to be reasonable. Since I live in a suburb, and my neighbor is about 15 feet from my property line, it would be irresponsible to eradicate this skunk with a high powered rifle. The codes enforcement officer has already been here to deal with a sacrificial goat incident, so I'm trying to keep a low profile. And, before any of you 4-H people try to dissuade me, I have no interest in trapping the bastard. I want his ass out of my garage and I'm not about to trap him there overnight to piss all over everything while he displays his discontent of the situation. Nope! Therefore, I'm thinking a between-the-eyes air gun pellet should give him the encouragement he needs to move on to the next idiot neighbor who forgot to close his garage door on night. Any thoughts? posted 5/3/2005 10:53:16 PM Q from micronesia writes:   I LOVE my new amp. I love it more than life itself. Now I just need some new cabinets to compliment the incredible sounds coming out of the amp. It really never ends. If you know any custom bass cabinet makers who want to give me an endorsement let me know. I'll provide all the advertisement they want. For Real! posted 5/3/2005 6:38:46 PM andyshep from earth writes:   glad to see you got a new amp that isnt shocking you Q. you still happy with it? posted 5/3/2005 6:11:50 PM Jelly from The clouds above... writes:   Thanx Kris, but not for another week yet. Can't rush a thing like this. I'll NEVER be as old as Ol' Man Stig though! Didn't make it to the winery this past weekend, but I'll be there on Sat for lots of bottling...and tasting of course. I'll let you know ASAP about that 8/28 date. Gotta run. Burkey & his mowers are calling me. Later, Todd posted 5/3/2005 9:52:25 AM Dr. Bubba from Black Mountain, NC writes:   Thanks, Jeff...thanks for getting those things up...and Todd...speaking of which- HAPPY BIRTHDAY there Jelly...or should I say Todd....getting to be a old man by my count....soon you and me will catch up to Stig...Have a good one and don't get caught!! posted 5/2/2005 9:36:41 PM jeff3353 from shillington, pa, 19607 writes:   LOWdOGS 1/15/2005 Brass Lantern Reading,Pa. Now Up On Live Music Archive! http://www4.archive.org/audio/etree-details-db.php?id=24869&from=browseRecent posted 5/2/2005 9:20:31 PM Jeff Emory from Clymer, NY writes:   For the month of May tickets for the Aaronzona Family Reunion will be on-line for a special price of 20$. This special is only for this month, and while supplies last. After May 31st tickets will be 25$ advanced, 30 at the gate. Get your tickets now at Http://www.aaronzonafamily.com . posted 5/2/2005 4:21:07 PM Ches McCartney from The Low Road, #0, USA writes:   Sorry. posted 5/1/2005 11:10:54 PM Goaty Magee from Up The Hill, NC writes:   bite me.... posted 5/1/2005 11:04:59 PM Ches McCartney from The Low Road, #0, USA writes:   I wish I was a Goat..... posted 5/1/2005 10:41:08 PM Malichi from Overyonder, PA, USA writes:   I am not A GOAT! I am A HUMAN BE IN!!!! I AM NOT A GOAT!!! posted 5/1/2005 8:29:09 PM Kam I AM from Newfoundland, PA, USA writes:   Read my post again, I never said Pissfoot was a goat. : )~ You people must have eaten too much sugar today!!!! Heehe! posted 5/1/2005 8:26:28 PM Charlie Pissfoot from Canton, NC writes:   I am not a goat! I am not a goat. posted 5/1/2005 6:11:37 PM Goaty Magee from Up The Hill, NC writes:   What the hell is she talkin' about? posted 5/1/2005 6:02:50 PM Kam I AM from Newfoundland, PA, USA writes:   DUHHH! I thought the TV News. I just saw the Goat. I Love Pissfoot. That is too cool. I do find Malichi more attractive though. (& he has horns) Love the tree thing.... Goats always need to be the HIGHEST! & then they get Higher..... posted 5/1/2005 5:52:08 PM Kam I AM from Newfoundland, PA, USA writes:   I did not comprehend the news yeaterday... What were da Goats doin'? posted 5/1/2005 5:45:04 PM Goaty Magee from Up The Hill, NC writes:   I got my eye on you, Pissfoot.... posted 5/1/2005 5:07:15 PM Charlie Pissfoot from Canton, NC writes:   That goat looks strangely familiar.... posted 5/1/2005 5:02:21 PM Dr. Bubba from Black Mountain, NC writes:   Hey Kam, did you see goats in the news? posted 5/1/2005 4:58:35 PM Dr. Bubba from Black Mountain, NC writes:   OOWWWW..... posted 5/1/2005 12:48:44 PM Dr. Bubba from Black Mountain, NC writes:   ooohhh.... posted 5/1/2005 12:48:14 PM GOD from everywhere writes:   sORRY, i'M ALL OUT OF PADDY WACKS, bUT If you Go Down yonder to The patch I just made some fresh "PAW-PAWS" Hope that will make up for it. posted 5/1/2005 12:40:12 PM Dr. Bubba from Black Mountain, NC writes:   Does anybody have any paddy whacks for sale? I'm just about out... posted 5/1/2005 10:51:23 AM GOD from everywhere writes:   " DOG(S) ARE MY CO-PILOT " posted 5/1/2005 9:44:21 AM Charlie Pissfoot from Canton, NC writes:   Let us not forget knicking, knacking and paddy wacking. (give the dog a bone)... posted 5/1/2005 1:29:24 AM Woobie from Black Mountain, NC writes:   Alright already.... posted 5/1/2005 1:13:11 AM Q is for Queen from England writes:   Another Cat Bites The Dust posted 5/1/2005 1:12:41 AM ya mon from Jamaica writes:   I SHOT THE CAT posted 5/1/2005 1:11:43 AM The Springfield Shopper from Springfield, KY writes:   "DOG KILLS CAT, SELF" posted 5/1/2005 1:10:30 AM

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