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showing all archived messages from November 2006:
| Celine Dion from Las Vegas, NV writes: | | | I'd just like to remind all of my fans that I'll be at the Durf Phenomenon on December 2nd. Me and Senior Kehr will be performing a triumphant version of "The Power of Love" complete with multiple mandolin interludes.
You will shower your love upon me and demand multiple encores. I will respond by refusing to sign any autographs to you unwashed masses, and I might release the septic tank on my tour-bus as my righteous crew is leaving the parking lot of your venue.
Love to all, and God Bless.
Celine | | posted 11/30/2006 11:51:41 PM |
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| Durf from Nashville Skyline writes: | | | Howdy
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. It's another cold snow free day here in central New York.
Tick...Tock...the next Durf Phenomenon is almost upon us. We're looking forward to seeing Dr Bubba, Lefty, Kaspar, nostalgic prick, and yes even the anti-durf.
I really don't get the whole BUY CHICKLETS thing, but the Phenomenonal Durfette says that I don't get much as of late. Says I've got too much on my mind....
Hmmm.... Endless Rain.... How about A Hard RAIN'S A-Gonna Fall, Buckets of RAIN, Early Mornin' RAIN, Every gRAIN of Sand, Freight tRAIN Blues, It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a tRAIN to Cry, RAINy Day Women #12 & 35, Slow tRAIN, tRAIN A-Travelin', Walk Out In The RAIN.. You really can't go wrong with RAIN, or tRAIN songs. Throw is some spain and plain songs and it would be a set that I would never get Sick and Tired of.
We'll I've got the run, the Phenomenonal Durfette is calling
Durf out
| | posted 11/23/2006 1:06:16 PM |
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| FolkDude from Quakertown, PA writes: | | | Merry Turkey to all!
And a happy birthday to Jorma, who turns 66 today.
| | posted 11/23/2006 10:15:41 AM |
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| Mr. Gold from IP address 24.115.80.182 writes: | | | Don't listen to that hack Mudd...he don't know what he talking bout...
happy t-day, my friends...
hey you, locked in your home in the hills of NC..miss ya..hope you have a good one! seriously, take a trip north..
hey you, lord of the slums of NY...see ya soon? that would be good...give your wife the wishbone, she obviously needs it more than you..
Otto; VERY good...IS very good...
I'd address more folks but i think it's just us 4 here, so let me say you guys are awesome...
| | posted 11/23/2006 10:08:53 AM |
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| Lefty from IP address 69.161.64.170 writes: | | | Understood.
| | posted 11/22/2006 11:59:27 PM |
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| Mr. Mudd from IP address 24.115.80.182 writes: | | | I'm confused...do you live in Ohio or Mexico..?
and i heard sombreros weren't the only thing he was sending...
BUY CHICKLETS!
did ja see how i did that...just trying to run up the BUY CHICKLETS!! stock while I have a chance...come on, this is AMERICA! where you get as much as you can get away with...that's the lesson I learned from the leader of the free world...that and there's NEVER enough band members to fire...sure, those things plus the BUY CHICKLETS! thing...
so in conclusion, Ohio is not Mexico, Otto GOOD, Pancho got what was coming to him, a man can drown from endless rain, I'll sing whatever goddamn words I want to during Steve Earles' stupid songs, a tampon does not a plunger make, Durk used to be wild and we can all use a little R&R because of the sick and tired thing...
alrightee then, I'll get right on that...
BUY CHICKLETS!
(It'll keep you hard for weeks....) | | posted 11/20/2006 7:29:51 PM |
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| Lefty from Cleveland, OH writes: | | | Lefty here! I'm doing just fine up in Cleveland, in case you were wondering. My little room has enough space for me to shag some easy girls, but the shared bathroom has been a problem. Some person keeps dropping tampons into the unit and clogging up the entire place. We've spent $1,500 on a plumber this year and none of it is tax-deductible.
I know that many of you were wondering how I got the bread to go to a fine city like Cleveland, so I'll tell you. After Pancho got laid down I found myself a nice .45 caliber from a friendly fella down in Mazatlan. Twenty bucks later I was on my way to the border with a passion for living in a rooming house somewhere near the Great Lakes. I knocked off two liquor stores, one Wal-Mart, and some guy at a burrito bodega. Seems to me that people who run a business need to increase their security and stop relying on the local pigs to protect them. I feel bad about stealing their money, but a Lefty gots to gets home, know what I mean?
Anyway, I'm sitting here in my cheap hotel and just realized that a Durf Phenomenon is going down sometime soon. Mexico is a big fan of The Durf. Back in '97 he donated seven-hundred and twenty five sombreros to our little town. Since that donation not one child has been subjected to the sun shining in their eyes, although several of the children have figured out how to roll a joint with the sombrero. Those petty fools will certainly go blind when the sun explodes. God help us.
Pancho wanted to pass a few words along to you, but I wrote them down on a cheap napkin and got that napkin confiscated at the border when I tried to cross as a she-male. They even took my fishnet stockings. The next day I jumped across the Rio Grande (that would be a good name for a Starbucks coffee..."I'll have the Rio Grande"), and found myself a decent truck driver who was very willing to take me to Cleveland. One sore ass later...
Those nasty things aside, me, Lefty, is requesting a heartfelt version of the Endless Rain. If logistical reasons would prevent that from happening at the Durf Phenomenon, Lefty would love a Copperhead Road where the singer didn't forget the words. And, if those requests are too much too handle, Lefty would prefer a nice "Sick and Tired", because Lefty is sick and tired of talking in the third-person.
On the other hand, we could all just get good and liquored up...with massive amounts of "party favors". Pancho loved that shit.
| | posted 11/18/2006 12:20:10 AM |
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| Q from micronesia writes: | | | Well believe me FolkDude, your efforts are well appreciated. I just don't get what people think they are accomplishing with that s#$%. Gracias amigo, muchos gracias. | | posted 11/16/2006 6:32:15 PM |
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| FolkDude from Quakertown, PA writes: | | | Yeah, the spam posts are starting to get out of hand. I've been removing inappropriate posts from this forum almost every day lately.
The Webmaster :-)
| | posted 11/16/2006 10:15:06 AM |
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| Q from micronesia writes: | | | What's the deal with all the stupid prOn spam around here lately. geez...I told them to email me personally. | | posted 11/16/2006 8:57:34 AM |
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