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showing all archived messages from October 2005:
| andyshep from earth, FO writes: | | | yo Q. whats up with this bass guy? "Dirt cheap" sounds good to me..whadya pay for the engle? gimme some info...i may be coming down yonder soon to boot.... | | posted 10/25/2005 5:54:19 PM |
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| sound dawg from Up North Of You, md, U.S.. of Dawg writes: | | | THATS RIGHT I'M A SLACKER. go ahead call me one. i got da message on my computer, read it and now i'm letting it simmer in my head. i will respond soon... i really will. halloween in vegas for this dawg. new riders again !!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHH BOYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!! | | posted 10/20/2005 7:13:03 PM |
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| Durf from SadExcuse, NY writes: | | | Ryan -
I'd go with dr bubba's idea of a halloween party. That way if you get any trick or treaters you can drop the urn in someone's bag.
Better yet..... after the party we get Q and a couple of midgets to go over the falls in a barrel. While people are distracted I slip the urn into someone's car who is on their way to cross the border ....... I cant think of a better way to spend halloween. LOWdOGS, Q going over the falls, and watching some unsupecting folks having their vehicle torn apart and then getting cavity searches..... Hell if you get me drunk enough I may just stow away in someones vehicle too...... I haven't had a good cavity search in years.
durf out
| | posted 10/18/2005 10:25:36 AM |
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| Dr. Bubba from Wernersville St. Hospital, Pa writes: | | | Oh Timothy.....Mr. Sounddawg....have you checked your e-mail lately?...i've sent out an important dispatch....you now live south of me, my friend...check your e-mail....and as the three stooges once said, if you didn't get my letter let me know and i'll send you another.... | | posted 10/18/2005 8:09:39 AM |
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| sound dawg from Up North Of You, md, U.S.. of Dawg writes: | | | i got some good bottle rockets. we can blast him into the heavens. oh forget it thats been done already..... sound dawg out ........... | | posted 10/17/2005 6:07:08 PM |
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| Dr. Bubba from Wernersville State Hospit, Pa, Dismay writes: | | | Ryan...
I'd have to agree with Frank...er, Durf on the haunting...but something tells me you've been though soemthing like this before and it's no big deal...
ebay is a good thought although I think someone could really cast one fuck of a spell over your house if you're not careful..e-bay is where the dark powers gather...
you could always just put him back and seal him back up in his 'tomb' that you've now disturbed like a ancients egyptian...
or build a shrine to him in your livingroom because,as you know, it is his house even if you did pay for it...and always will be..he might appreciate the attention and not fuck with you too bad...or your family...
or, really, check the local funeral homes that do cremations and see if you can get any information that petains to you're haunted address...
of course the best idea is to hire LOWdOGS and through one fuck of a halloween party...we'll get durf drunk and stuff him in the urn..
uh? | | posted 10/16/2005 4:30:27 PM |
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| Frank Cotton from IP address 198.242.213.95 writes: | | | Gravedigger -
Did you our one of you midgets open said urn???? Man I've seen enough movies where nothing good can come from this.... Remember Hellraiser... "The box. You opened it. We came."
My advice to you is to GET OUT and Be afraid be very afraid.
Durf out | | posted 10/16/2005 12:52:21 PM |
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| Q from IP address 70.144.99.160 writes: | | | I'd say through said fellow over the falls would be cool. At least that's what I'd want you to do to me if you found me in an urn somewhere n the upper tier. Hell, I might want you to do that to me anyway.... | | posted 10/15/2005 12:27:33 PM |
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| Gravedigger from IP address 69.161.64.170 writes: | | | Got a question for y'all. Any suggestions are appreciated...
Tomorrow I'm closing on a house that I plan to rehab and resell. The seller was kind enough to give me the keys prior to closing. So me and my buddy are doing some demolition in the house and come across a nice little sealed container in the cubby-whole under the stairs. After careful inspection we came to the consensus that a dead body was housed inside. In other words, somebody forgot their urn.
Now I'm not a religous fella, but I reckon that if someone went through the hassle to torch a body, put it in a nice little decorated container, and hide it in a cubby-hole then it must be worth something to somebody. Not to be judgemental, but I would think Grandma's ashes would take a higher priority in the moving van than your prize Chia-Mullet plant that your dorm buddy gave you three years ago. I realize there are space and time constraints that must be taken into account when moving from one apartment to another. Those constraints become even more apparent when the notice of eviction is three canisters of tear gas fired thru your window at 3 am, but I digress.
Anyway, I'm looking to dispose of this dead body in an economical and moral fashion. Ebay is my first choice. Anybody know what a well contained cremated body fetches on Ebay nowadays? I'm thinking I should be able to recoup the cost of shipping. Say $15? I considered dumping the ashes in Lake Erie, or launching them into outer space with my midget catapult, but those ideas are sooooo 1990's. I looked in the yellow pages under "Urn Removal" but the closest ad was for Urinal Removal. Hmmm...maybe I could disguise the urn as a urinal? Wonder what that would cost...
Anyone out there have any ideas?
Cheerio,
Ryan
| | posted 10/13/2005 11:09:24 PM |
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| sound dawg from Up North Of You, md, U.S.. of Dawg writes: | | | hey you dogs ! this dawg just got back from doing the new riders of the purple sage tour . wow what a blast i had. hope all is well down there in the hills... as the great zen master jaff shirley says...... BE COOL !!!!! | | posted 10/11/2005 9:55:01 PM |
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